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Overseas Half-Back Interview Pack
Post Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:36 am
Posted by morrisseyisawire on Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:36 am
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Thank you for your interest in becoming Warrington Wolves new overseas half-back. This welcome pack will help you through the interview process.

Welcome to England – a few handy facts
It rains. Sometimes it rains a lot. Sometimes it even snows.
If you want surfing and barbies, the Mersey ain’t gonna cut it. Try Cornwall
It’s a long way from Australia. Google it. Or buy a map.

Interview Questions
1). I’d like to play in European Super League because :
a). It’s a new challenge and a chance to see the varied history and countryside in a wonderful country
b). What’s Europe?
c). I’ve got my eye on an apartment in Melbourne but I’m a couple of million short

2). My favourite hobbies and pastimes are
:
a). Surfing, barbies on the beach and sun-bathing
b). Sight-seeing and visiting ancient churches and cathedrals
c). Bonding with the locals over a shared love of pharmaceuticals

3). My family would be fully supportive of my decision because
a). They see it as an exciting new chapter in our lives
b). They understand this is a wonderful opportunity for my career
c). They don’t care because if we get bored we’ll just naff off home anyway

4). In 10 years time I see myself
a). Reflecting on a varied career on both sides of the world
b). Using sports knowledge gained all over the world to coach the next generation
c). Living on Bondi in a mansion the size of Wales with a hot-tub big enough to float the QE2 in


Please find enclosed an official Warrington Wolves pair of scissors to assist you in cutting up your contract after 3 months when you realise we really weren’t joking about the weather.
Re: Overseas Half-Back Interview Pack
Post Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:39 am
Posted by rubber duckie on Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:39 am
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Re: Overseas Half-Back Interview Pack
Post Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:52 am
Posted by ninearches on Mon Jun 18, 2018 9:52 am
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Re: Overseas Half-Back Interview Pack
Post Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:28 am
Posted by Longbarn Wire on Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:28 am
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morrisseyisawire wrote:
Thank you for your interest in becoming Warrington Wolves new overseas half-back. This welcome pack will help you through the interview process.

Welcome to England – a few handy facts
It rains. Sometimes it rains a lot. Sometimes it even snows.
If you want surfing and barbies, the Mersey ain’t gonna cut it. Try Cornwall
It’s a long way from Australia. Google it. Or buy a map.

Interview Questions
1). I’d like to play in European Super League because :
a). It’s a new challenge and a chance to see the varied history and countryside in a wonderful country
b). What’s Europe?
c). I’ve got my eye on an apartment in Melbourne but I’m a couple of million short

2). My favourite hobbies and pastimes are
:
a). Surfing, barbies on the beach and sun-bathing
b). Sight-seeing and visiting ancient churches and cathedrals
c). Bonding with the locals over a shared love of pharmaceuticals

3). My family would be fully supportive of my decision because
a). They see it as an exciting new chapter in our lives
b). They understand this is a wonderful opportunity for my career
c). They don’t care because if we get bored we’ll just naff off home anyway

4). In 10 years time I see myself
a). Reflecting on a varied career on both sides of the world
b). Using sports knowledge gained all over the world to coach the next generation
c). Living on Bondi in a mansion the size of Wales with a hot-tub big enough to float the QE2 in


Please find enclosed an official Warrington Wolves pair of scissors to assist you in cutting up your contract after 3 months when you realise we really weren’t joking about the weather.


Superb pal :lol: :lol: :lol:
Re: Overseas Half-Back Interview Pack
Post Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:41 am
Posted by Captain Hook on Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:41 am
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5) Do you want your return ticket dated
a) next week
b) next month
c) left open in case I injure myself on the long walk from the plane to the arrivals hall
Just my opinions unless it's a FACT, in which case it's a fact.
Re: Overseas Half-Back Interview Pack
Post Mon Jun 18, 2018 3:17 pm
Posted by HJ Bird on Mon Jun 18, 2018 3:17 pm
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Re: Overseas Half-Back Interview Pack
Post Mon Jun 18, 2018 4:22 pm
Posted by easyWire on Mon Jun 18, 2018 4:22 pm
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6) Once you have abandoned the club you must make no contact until 2 years from your leaving date, at which point you may update your Twitter status to reflect your current employment position and request a return.

7) On completion of step 6 you may then re-take steps 1 to 5.
Re: Overseas Half-Back Interview Pack
Post Tue Jun 19, 2018 12:20 pm
Posted by morleys_deckchair on Tue Jun 19, 2018 12:20 pm
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Re: Overseas Half-Back Interview Pack
Post Tue Jun 19, 2018 4:03 pm
Posted by lefty goldblatt on Tue Jun 19, 2018 4:03 pm
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You missed out the modern day interview technique, where they try to throw the applicant

"So. Tell me a joke"

"I intend to honour my contract"
Neither glass half full or empty. Just a realist.
Re: Overseas Half-Back Interview Pack
Post Tue Jun 19, 2018 5:59 pm
Posted by Captain Hook on Tue Jun 19, 2018 5:59 pm
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I couldn't wait to get out of the NRL and into SL*
*unless you are a former Wigan player in which case it isn't a joke (obviously).
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