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Re: OT - have a laugh Tue Nov 12, 2019 12:36 pm  

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This made me laugh a lot. However be warned I am a weirdo so you may not share my amusement:

https://twitter.com/mstrpotatohead/stat ... 51297?s=20
Re: OT - have a laugh Wed Nov 13, 2019 9:57 am  

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My wife suffers from a drinking problem.”
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Re: OT - have a laugh Wed Nov 13, 2019 10:22 am  

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Pumpetypump wrote:
This made me laugh a lot. However be warned I am a weirdo so you may not share my amusement:

https://twitter.com/mstrpotatohead/stat ... 51297?s=20


WOW that is absolutely brilliant! I was howling, as the tweeter put, THE CHRUS hahahaaa
Re: OT - have a laugh Thu Nov 14, 2019 5:30 am  

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One morning a little old lady wanders into a local fishmongers and asked for a piece of cod, the Fishmonger said I'm sorry Madam we are out of cod till tomorrow come back then , ok said the lady and goes on her way.
Around lunchtime she comes back in and the Fishmonger says what can I get you Madam, I'd like a nice piece of cod please, sorry Madam as I've already said we won't have any in till tomorrow come back then. ok she says and wanders off.
Later in the day at closing time she comes in again and the Fishmonger rolls his eyes and asks exasperatedly what would like Madam. I'd like a nice piece of cod please.
How do you spell cod madam? c o d she replied, no it isn't it's spelled c o f d said the Fishmonger.
She thinks about it for a minute and then says there is no f in cod! The Fishmonger replied that's what I've been trying to tell you!
The phrase politically correct is in itself politcally incorrect so should be rephrased politically stupid!

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Re: OT - have a laugh Thu Nov 14, 2019 7:59 pm  
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Wife walks into the kitchen and says to her husband,didn't you hear me just fall down the stairs? He says no sorry love I thought it was the start of Eastenders.
Re: OT - have a laugh Fri Nov 15, 2019 9:56 am  

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"Won't you kiss me doctor" says a female patiently longingly.

The doctor replies, "Absolutely not, it would be completely against my code of ethics."

"Please. Just one kiss" she pleads.

"It's completely out of the question" says the doctor, "I shouldn't even really be having sex with you".
Re: OT - have a laugh Fri Nov 15, 2019 11:21 am  

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Car breaks down in a country lane outside a small cottage. As the driver is leaning over under the bonnet a young lady appears out of the cottage. She says 'would you like a screwdriver' to which he replies 'That's very nice of you but I haven't really got time I must get this car fixed.
Re: OT - have a laugh Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:11 pm  

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Ever wondered why the Saudis don't like the Flintstones but the people of Abu Dhabi do?
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Re: OT - have a laugh Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:55 pm  

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I found this was very relaxing when I was feeling stressed.

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Re: OT - have a laugh Fri Jan 08, 2021 6:05 pm  

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An owl's just flown into the kitchen, dried all me cups and plates. Couldn't believe it. Must have been a Teat Owl.
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