Ok with the dreaded two Bs (Brexit and Bradford) I want cheering up. Tell us a joke. I'll start.
I used to own a racing snail. I took off its shell to see if it would make it go faster, but if anything it made it more sluggish.
I used to own a racing snail. I took off its shell to see if it would make it go faster, but if anything it made it more sluggish.