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My 11+ paper was written in Latin.

Starting to shop for clothes in Matalan.

Buying myself a t-shirt that reads "I may be old but at least I got to see all the good bands"

Seriously considering buying Long Johns (man tights) so I don't get cold at matches.

I'm 40 FFS!!!

SaleSlim wrote:

Seriously considering buying Long Johns (man tights) so I don't get cold at matches.

I'm 40 FFS!!!

I've been wearing them since I was 30 - call them 'skins' to imply some kind of technical, sportswear connotation - you'll feel better.

When I realised I’m older than my girlfriend’s grandad. In my defence they do have children at a younger age in Cambodia.

[quote="Maccbull_BigBullyBooaza"]When I realised I’m older than my girlfriend’s grandad. In my defence they do have children at a younger age in Cambodia.[/quote


Edit Durham Giant. Very funny but too far over the line to be left Edit

[Bullseye]

I was in the barbers a couple of weeks ago and when the lad cutting hair asked what I wanted I said "Oh the usual Martin Freeman-alike" haircut.

He'd no idea who Martin Freeman was. When I mentioned The Office he looked blank and said he didn't watch much old telly.

When I stopped going to the barbers 20 years ago & started cutting my own.

When my new OH listens to music, and I'm compelled to point out that *everything* she likes is a cover version; and that the original was better.

I don't think it'll last.

bren2k wrote:

When my new OH listens to music, and I'm compelled to point out that *everything* she likes is a cover version; and that the original was better.

I don't think it'll last.

If you didn't sign a pre-nup, fook her off, pronto.