charlie caroli wrote:
Ste , the words Peanuts and Monkeys spring to mind with these Contracts, and who agree a Contract with Leigh Centurions anyway, after this season's debacle concerning contracts.
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Number four in the line up is the biggest Nº4 Bongser’s ever seen, Charlie. Would you fancy a silverback charging towards you? He’d play for vegetation rather than £5K+ although he’d probably be sent off as many times as one of those many undesirable thugs from Westminster
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Perhaps Cokey can turn the various ribcages into Cherry & White hoops?
Before anyone jumps in with the commonplace “Apes aren’t monkeys ‘cause they ain’t got tails”, apes (and humans) are monkeys in the modern Cladistic system of taxonomy. La jeunesse Mme de Bongseur has a zoology degree – but thanks to Tim Vickers for the illustration.
Bongser has seen the future and the future is Oranges (h
Eh
E). The gorillas get them at HT, FT & for wages.