Apologies for bringing the beans thread back onto page one of the forum, but this is vaguely Rugby related (unlike most of the above).
Back in the 90s, I worked regularly in the South East and based myself in a room above a pub in Lewes, E Sussex. The pub was a big rugby pub - though the rugby was of the under-evolved code. The landlord also had a screen printing business and, in 1995, designed a tee-shirt and confidently printed hundreds. He then emailed every club in the Union advertising his wares (or "wears" in this case) and made a killing until a lawyer sent by a certain baked bean grocer walked into the bar one day with a cease and desist order and a million threats. Mike (the landlord) ceased and desisted - small businessmen don't beat international corporations in court - the law is for the rich.
Can't replicate the well known branded logo shape (jagged out arch over a trapezium) but this was the text
CARLINGZ57OLD FARTZYounger readers might want to ask their dads what that was about.