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"she wore, she wore, she wore a yellow gibbon"
"she wore a yellow gibbon in the merry month of may"
"and when i asked her why she wore a gibbon"
"she said it's for the wire and it's gonna climb a tree!"


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chinese fortune cookies! : Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:13 am  
i had a chinese take away last night and very nice it was too, when i had finished it i discovered a chinese fortune cookie nestling in the bottom of the bag!

well with my mind firmly fixed on friday 13th, i opened it with anticipation,



"AN OLD WISH WILL COME TRUE"

blinkin' heck i hope so, i've been wishing for silverware for the wire for a long time now!

perhaps in 8 months time people will read this and say..........wow, mystic SLIM he's a psychic phenominum!


only time and the fortune cookie will tell.









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: Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:33 pm  
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: Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:36 pm  
Where's the jigga when you need him?
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: Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:48 pm  
Good stuff SlimWire, Ive every faith in you.

Im off out for a pint in Earlestown now, I want what you`ve just had! :)
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: Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:16 pm  
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Where's the jigga when you need him?


:lol: First thing I thought, too
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: Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:24 pm  
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Good stuff SlimWire, Ive every faith in you.

Im off out for a pint in Earlestown now, I want what you`ve just had! :)


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: Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:27 pm  
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Look out for the hoodlums.



That's more Newton, isn't it?
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: Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:31 pm  
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That's more Newton, isn't it?


As bad as eachother mate. Although Newton has the odd decent area, unlike Earlestown which just an utter poo hole.
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: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:29 pm  
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