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Great terrace chants Thu Oct 01, 2020 8:10 pm  

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British rugby and footy fans have some pretty good terrace humour, I reckon. Some of it highly politically incorrect of course, but still good.

Without wanting to go too 'offside' here, what are the best efforts you've heard?

Was always amused by the Simpsons-referencing Wire chant about Graham Appo:
"He's quick, he's smart, he runs the Kwik-e-Mart,
APPO! A-PPO!"
Re: Great terrace chants Thu Oct 01, 2020 8:17 pm  
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North Stand chants at Leigh are legendary !!!
*& very, very, naughty*
Re: Great terrace chants Thu Oct 01, 2020 8:32 pm  

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Jamie Jones
Jamie Jones
Jamie, Jamie Jones
He's got no song
Coz his name's too long
Jamie Jones-Buchanan

Posh Spice is a slapper
She lives on beans and rice
And when she's s******g Beckham
She dreams of Leon Pryce
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Re: Great terrace chants Thu Oct 01, 2020 8:51 pm  
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Bulls fans singing about ex-Leeds Chev Walker
"He used to be sh*te, but now he's alright"
Re: Great terrace chants Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:19 pm  

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Let’s all shop at Tesco’s whilst throwing thousands of Tesco carrier bags on to Central Park was my favourite. When a supermarket saved Wigan from going bust lol
Years in existence and average attendance

Leigh Centurions - 100+ years / Circa 3k
Wakefield Wildcats - 100+ years / Circa 4k
Toronto Wolfpack - 3 years / 9k
Re: Great terrace chants Thu Oct 01, 2020 11:01 pm  

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Leigh fans to Wigan's "I'd rather be a pastie than a pie " :D
"I know you've had a bad day, but there's no need to take it out on me"
Re: Great terrace chants Fri Oct 02, 2020 8:45 am  
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Steph Curry wrote:
Let’s all shop at Tesco’s whilst throwing thousands of Tesco carrier bags on to Central Park was my favourite. When a supermarket saved Wigan from going bust lol

Remember that well, bags tied Together and strung across the stanchions.

May be same day as Jamie Mathious outrageous prop forward dummy and try.
Re: Great terrace chants Fri Oct 02, 2020 8:48 am  
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Remember some song leeds away at Hull (possibly sharks days) something like “your crap just like harbour lights” Flopped Nick Berry tv comedy drama.
Re: Great terrace chants Fri Oct 02, 2020 10:35 am  
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I think we have 4 or 5 songs just about poor old "Wiggin"

To the tune of The Adam's Family ......

They're dirty & they're smelly
They come from Ince & Whelley
They can't afford a telly ......
The Wigan Family !!!

*other lyrics contain reference/inference to Wigan family incest* & so forth.
Re: Great terrace chants Fri Oct 02, 2020 12:49 pm  

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I do like the one Salford had for Kopczak (no idea whether his other clubs used it)

To the tune of Top Cat

Kopczak!! The boy from Eccleshill
Kopczak!! His name is hard to spell
We know it starts K-O-P-C
What comes next we think it's a Zee
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