Teacher asks his class to come up with a sentence that uses the word contagious. Little Billy at the back of the class puts his hand up. With the lack of any other choice the teacher picks Billy. "Go on then Billy surprise me.".
Billy stands proudly and says "the other day my dad was watching our neighbour getting a delivery of gravel on his drive and he said I bet it takes the contagious to shift that".
There was a young man from Leigh, Who said he would empty the sea, Before it was noon, And that was quite soon, He said, "I'll finish it off after tea"
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. Mark Twain
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Bulliac wrote:
There was a young man from Leigh, Who said he would empty the sea, Before it was noon, And that was quite soon, He said, "I'll finish it off after tea"