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Re: OT - have a laugh
Post Tue Oct 01, 2019 2:37 pm
Posted by Pumpetypump on Tue Oct 01, 2019 2:37 pm
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The Queen hosts a garden party in Scotland. When the Scottish waiter arrives with a tray of cakes, she asks, "Is that a scone, or a meringue?"

The waiter replies: "Naw, yer quite right, that's a scone."
Re: OT - have a laugh
Post Wed Oct 02, 2019 9:46 am
Posted by Fr13daY on Wed Oct 02, 2019 9:46 am
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I went to a fortune-teller and asked if I was going to ever get sent to prison in my future.

"No" she said, so I robbed her.
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Re: OT - have a laugh
Post Wed Oct 02, 2019 11:12 am
Posted by Ferocious Aardvark on Wed Oct 02, 2019 11:12 am
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Pumpetypump wrote:
A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"


A man walks into a library and asked if they had any books about suicide. The librarian says "Have a look at the end of Row S, top shelf".

The man goes over, and then in a minute, he comes back. "I had a look, but the whole shelf is empty".

"Ah, yes", says the librarian, "...no fkcer ever brings 'em back"
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Re: OT - have a laugh
Post Fri Oct 04, 2019 3:24 pm
Posted by thepimp007 on Fri Oct 04, 2019 3:24 pm
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I heard facebook had published a list of 71 genders, but when I looked there was only 70!

Someones hidden a gender if you ask me

(probably sam smith haha)
Re: OT - have a laugh
Post Fri Oct 04, 2019 4:45 pm
Posted by RagingBull on Fri Oct 04, 2019 4:45 pm
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Sadly the biggest / best joke i know is our club.
Re: OT - have a laugh
Post Fri Oct 04, 2019 6:06 pm
Posted by bentleyman on Fri Oct 04, 2019 6:06 pm
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If a Fax/Hudd/Kley supporter had posted that I can guess what the response would be
Re: OT - have a laugh
Post Fri Oct 04, 2019 6:24 pm
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bentleyman wrote:
If a Fax/Hudd/Kley supporter had posted that I can guess what the response would be


In much the same way that I can call my girlfriend fat. But I don't expect you to. It's not difficult to understand.

Although, to be fair, we are drifting back into joke club again. It may be a laughing matter for Fax/Hudd/Kley fans, but it really isn't for us long-suffering, lied to and ripped off again Bulls fans.

Still, laugh it up, mate.
Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on.
Re: OT - have a laugh
Post Fri Oct 04, 2019 7:02 pm
Posted by Pumpetypump on Fri Oct 04, 2019 7:02 pm
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As we appear to imminently be walking in a sewage shower whilst looking up at the sky with our mouths open, I want this topic to stay light and fluffy please.
Re: OT - have a laugh
Post Fri Oct 04, 2019 10:32 pm
Posted by bentleyman on Fri Oct 04, 2019 10:32 pm
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I agree PP just responding to a post I don't recall making any Derogatory Comments or
Laughing :roll:
Re: OT - have a laugh
Post Fri Oct 04, 2019 11:35 pm
Posted by Pumpetypump on Fri Oct 04, 2019 11:35 pm
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bentleyman wrote:
I agree PP just responding to a post I don't recall making any Derogatory Comments or
Laughing :roll:


Tell us a joke then chief.
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