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Re: OT - have a laugh Thu Sep 19, 2019 12:28 pm  
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Ever noticed how angry the staff at the job centre are when they hear you turned up for an interview with underpants on your head and swearing?

Stop sending me for interviews then I need to chill out. Morons.
Re: OT - have a laugh Thu Sep 19, 2019 1:34 pm  

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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago,” the homeless man replied.

"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?” the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a hot shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?"

The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and golf
Re: OT - have a laugh Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:15 am  

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I asked my girlfriend if I was the only one she’s been with.

She said, “Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights”.
Re: OT - have a laugh Fri Sep 20, 2019 9:23 am  

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I went into Greggs today and asked, "How much are sausage rolls?"

"£2 for two," the assistant said.

"How much for one?" I enquired.

"£1.20," she replied.

"I'll have the other one," I told her.
Re: OT - have a laugh Fri Sep 20, 2019 9:25 am  

User avatarthepimp007 wrote:
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Just met a transvestite from the Greater Manchester area...

He had a Wigan address!
Re: OT - have a laugh Fri Sep 20, 2019 9:25 am  

User avatarthepimp007 wrote:
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Pumpetypump wrote:
I asked my girlfriend if I was the only one she’s been with.

She said, “Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights”.



That one got me haha
Re: OT - have a laugh Fri Sep 20, 2019 11:50 am  

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Guy goes into the doctor's.  'Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my bottom.''How's that?'

'Oh, now, don't you start.'
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
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Re: OT - have a laugh Fri Sep 20, 2019 12:00 pm  

User avatarPumpetypump wrote:
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At the last training session, Simon Grix told all the Fax lads to assume their normal position on the pitch. So they all went and stood behind the goalposts to wait for the conversion.
Re: OT - have a laugh Fri Sep 20, 2019 1:50 pm  

User avatarBulliac wrote:
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I've not heard that one, though I did hear that Grix went to St Helens to ask Justin Holbrook for some tips. Holbrook suggested that they do some role play and line up a few dustbins dressed in rugby shirts and he should let the Fax lads run round them, just to get their confidence up. Trouble was he'd already tried that and the dustbins had won.
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Re: OT - have a laugh Fri Sep 20, 2019 6:37 pm  

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Little old lady goes to see her GP, she has a problem, uncontrollable farting. Fortunately there is no smell she says. Doc reaches in his drawer for a long rod with a hook on the end. I hope you are not going to use that on me she said. No said the doc I am going to open the windows.
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