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Re: Signs you are getting old
Post Thu Jan 17, 2019 9:49 am
Posted by glow on Thu Jan 17, 2019 9:49 am
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As most do the wife and I always buy one another a few surprises for each other at Christmas.

Anyway a few years ago the lead up to Christmas the wife said with a glint in her eye “I’ve got something great for your surprise this year, but it’s something that we can both use in the bedroom”

I thought WOW this is going to be great, I hadn’t been this excited for years, a few days before Christmas I said “Would it not be better if I opened my surprise before Christmas so the kids don’t see it?”

She replied “No they’re old enough to understand”

Oh well I tried and they were 17 and 15.

So the big day arrived and as usual I was last at the opening ceremony but it was finally my turn, I ripped the wrapping paper off like a man possessed, and there it was……………..a tub of anti-wrinkle cream! :twisted:
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Re: Signs you are getting old
Post Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:11 pm
Posted by Maccbull_BigBullyBooaza on Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:11 pm
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When my girlfriend’s student visa ran out and she asked me to fill in the marriage licence forms so that she can stay her - I realised I have underpants older than her :lol:
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Re: Signs you are getting old
Post Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:15 pm
Posted by Maccbull_BigBullyBooaza on Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:15 pm
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Maccbull_BigBullyBooaza wrote:
When my girlfriend’s student visa ran out and she asked me to fill in the marriage licence forms so that she can stay her - I realised I have underpants older than her :lol:


In fact I’d already been married once when she was born ha ha.

Still fashions change don’t they? Cambodia wasn’t on the map in those days it was Thailand and Russia!
derek john beaumont @derekabsundecks · Apr 9
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Re: Signs you are getting old
Post Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:04 pm
Posted by silver2 on Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:04 pm
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When at the match and I heard somebody say "yes. over there, just behind the old bloke". So, I looked around to see where this old bloke was...and it then dawned on me! I was the old bloke.
Re: Signs you are getting old
Post Fri Mar 29, 2019 8:35 pm
Posted by huddiepuddies on Fri Mar 29, 2019 8:35 pm
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When you remember 2 divorces with both citing "he couldn't keep it in his trousers" and the current wife moaning all I do "is keep it in my trousers".

Mind you' you know the wife's getting old when you catch a verrucae from a tit helpful.
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Re: Signs you are getting old
Post Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:12 pm
Posted by bren2k on Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:12 pm
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"Signs you are getting old" appears to have become a Bernard Manning set-list.
Re: Signs you are getting old
Post Mon Apr 01, 2019 4:12 pm
Posted by RoyBoy29 on Mon Apr 01, 2019 4:12 pm
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When you remember any set list by Bernard Manning :D :D :D
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Re: Signs you are getting old
Post Tue Apr 02, 2019 9:22 am
Posted by Bernard Manningham on Tue Apr 02, 2019 9:22 am
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bren2k wrote:
"Signs you are getting old" appears to have become a Bernard Manning set-list.


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Re: Signs you are getting old
Post Tue Apr 02, 2019 11:21 am
Posted by Maccbull_BigBullyBooaza on Tue Apr 02, 2019 11:21 am
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You know you’re past it if you still think brexit’s a good idea.
derek john beaumont @derekabsundecks · Apr 9
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Re: Signs you are getting old
Post Sun Apr 28, 2019 8:14 pm
Posted by The Devil's Advocate on Sun Apr 28, 2019 8:14 pm
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