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Re: Signs you are getting old
Post Thu Jan 17, 2019 9:49 am
Posted by glow on Thu Jan 17, 2019 9:49 am
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As most do the wife and I always buy one another a few surprises for each other at Christmas.

Anyway a few years ago the lead up to Christmas the wife said with a glint in her eye “I’ve got something great for your surprise this year, but it’s something that we can both use in the bedroom”

I thought WOW this is going to be great, I hadn’t been this excited for years, a few days before Christmas I said “Would it not be better if I opened my surprise before Christmas so the kids don’t see it?”

She replied “No they’re old enough to understand”

Oh well I tried and they were 17 and 15.

So the big day arrived and as usual I was last at the opening ceremony but it was finally my turn, I ripped the wrapping paper off like a man possessed, and there it was……………..a tub of anti-wrinkle cream! :twisted:
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Re: Signs you are getting old
Post Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:11 pm
Posted by Maccbull_BigBullyBooaza on Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:11 pm
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When my girlfriend’s student visa ran out and she asked me to fill in the marriage licence forms so that she can stay her - I realised I have underpants older than her :lol:
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Re: Signs you are getting old
Post Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:15 pm
Posted by Maccbull_BigBullyBooaza on Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:15 pm
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Maccbull_BigBullyBooaza wrote:
When my girlfriend’s student visa ran out and she asked me to fill in the marriage licence forms so that she can stay her - I realised I have underpants older than her :lol:


In fact I’d already been married once when she was born ha ha.

Still fashions change don’t they? Cambodia wasn’t on the map in those days it was Thailand and Russia!
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Re: Signs you are getting old
Post Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:04 pm
Posted by silver2 on Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:04 pm
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When at the match and I heard somebody say "yes. over there, just behind the old bloke". So, I looked around to see where this old bloke was...and it then dawned on me! I was the old bloke.
Re: Signs you are getting old
Post Fri Mar 29, 2019 8:35 pm
Posted by huddiepuddies on Fri Mar 29, 2019 8:35 pm
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When you remember 2 divorces with both citing "he couldn't keep it in his trousers" and the current wife moaning all I do "is keep it in my trousers".

Mind you' you know the wife's getting old when you catch a verrucae from a tit helpful.
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Re: Signs you are getting old
Post Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:12 pm
Posted by bren2k on Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:12 pm
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"Signs you are getting old" appears to have become a Bernard Manning set-list.
Re: Signs you are getting old
Post Mon Apr 01, 2019 4:12 pm
Posted by RoyBoy29 on Mon Apr 01, 2019 4:12 pm
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When you remember any set list by Bernard Manning :D :D :D
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Re: Signs you are getting old
Post Tue Apr 02, 2019 9:22 am
Posted by Bernard Manningham on Tue Apr 02, 2019 9:22 am
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bren2k wrote:
"Signs you are getting old" appears to have become a Bernard Manning set-list.


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Re: Signs you are getting old
Post Tue Apr 02, 2019 11:21 am
Posted by Maccbull_BigBullyBooaza on Tue Apr 02, 2019 11:21 am
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Re: Signs you are getting old
Post Sun Apr 28, 2019 8:14 pm
Posted by The Devil's Advocate on Sun Apr 28, 2019 8:14 pm
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