Re: luke amblers new job : Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:05 am  

halifaxjohn wrote:

:MOTOR:
It's the same with wimmin, if you make them stay at the sink and the cooker for long enough they learn never to leave.

You not married then? Well not any longer !!

Re: luke amblers new job : Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:11 pm  

cowfax wrote:

You not married then? Well not any longer !!

Not married? how dare you 37 lovely years. The key to our success? We both know our rightfull place. Her at the sink and the cooker. me at the table.

Re: luke amblers new job : Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:23 pm  

Studies show that men who kiss their wives in a morning live five years longer than those who dont.

Re: luke amblers new job : Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:17 pm  

Greg Florimos Boots wrote:

Studies show that men who kiss their wives in a morning live five years longer than those who dont.

An apple a day makes........................................................................




























365 a year.

Re: luke amblers new job : Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:16 pm  

Greg Florimos Boots wrote:

Studies show that men who kiss their wives in a morning live five years longer than those who dont.

Probably because of the early morning jog from their lovers house to their own.