Re: Prevent The Church Hijacking Our Schools : Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:36 am  

Jamie Jones-Buchanan THINKS that he is Jesus - there is a difference.

Re: Prevent The Church Hijacking Our Schools : Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:42 am  

McLaren_Field wrote:

Jamie Jones-Buchanan THINKS that he is Jesus - there is a difference.

As we well know, in matters of religion the burden of proof is reversed. It's therefore up to you to either prove that he's not Jesus, or begin worshipping him.

Re: Prevent The Church Hijacking Our Schools : Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:45 am  

I saw him pick his nose once, surely the new Jesus wouldn't do that ?

Re: Prevent The Church Hijacking Our Schools : Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:45 am  

Rock God X wrote:

Maybe Jamie Jones-Buchanan is Jesus? His second coming is overdue, is it not?

Hmm. There could be something in that. If JC's last visit was J(A) then his second coming could be J(B). It would not take much digging to deduce that JC(A) could thus be unearthed as JC(B).

One doubt occurred, if JJB is in fact JCB, why does he play like a wtat, but then I realised that could be just demonstrating the human fallibility thing, so who knows?

Re: Prevent The Church Hijacking Our Schools : Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:47 am  

Rock God X wrote:

As we well know, in matters of religion the burden of proof is reversed. It's therefore up to you to either prove that he's not Jesus, or begin worshipping him.

Perhaps you could ask kirkstaller if it's the same guy that comes round for tea?

Re: Prevent The Church Hijacking Our Schools : Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:52 am  

Ferocious Aardvark wrote:

Perhaps you could ask kirkstaller if it's the same guy that comes round for tea?

Kirkstaller strikes me as one of those Christians that imagines a white Jesus. In fact, don't they all imagine that?

Re: Prevent The Church Hijacking Our Schools : Tue Jul 03, 2012 11:54 am  

McLaren_Field wrote:

I saw him pick his nose once, surely the new Jesus wouldn't do that ?

As long as he didn't eat it, he could still be the Messiah.

Re: Prevent The Church Hijacking Our Schools : Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:37 pm  

Rock God X wrote:

As long as he didn't eat it, he could still be the Messiah.

That snot necessarily true.

Re: Prevent The Church Hijacking Our Schools : Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:02 pm  

Nope, my mistake. It was Jamie Jones-Buchanan after all. I mean Jesus' head would never be that shape.

But I did meet Jesus in another deep spiritual interaction, he said that Kirkstaller has it all wrong. Evolution is true, creationism is incorrect and it's just plain silly to take the bible literally and not apply its teachings to modern standards.
He said that the whole point of him going around doing good deeds was to try and inspire other people to also do good deeds, not blindly follow some bastardised interpretation of what he was trying to do or to take his teachings and tales as literal but as metaphors for how someone should live their life.
Basically he said that you only need to live by the bit that says "treat others as you would wish to be treated" and you'll do fine and fulfill his goal of trying to make things better.

Now I don't believe a word these so-called "scientists" say about evolution and the big bang and what have you, but I have faith in Jesus. So there. Conclusive proof, backed up with incontrovertible evidence.

Re: Prevent The Church Hijacking Our Schools : Tue Jul 03, 2012 1:07 pm  

Katie Holmes: I don't want my child to be brainwashed by Scientology. I want her to be brainwashed by Catholicism instead.

Katie Holmes: I don't want my child to be brainwashed by Scientology. I want her to be brainwashed by Catholicism instead.