Why Your Team S#cks - 4 Nations Edition : Wed Oct 22, 2014 11:09 am  

There is something to offend everyone in these articles but if you have the right sense of humor then you must agree with all 4 of them!!! England ---> http://www.guyjest.com/rugby-league-tea ... s-edition/ New Zealand ---> http://www.guyjest.com/rugby-league-tea ... s-edition/ Samoa ---> http://www.guyjest.com/rugby-league-tea ... s-edition/ Australia ---> http://www.guyjest.com/rugby-league-fou ... a-edition/ I honestly am having trouble deciding the best one ... but I think if pushed I would have to go with ENGLAND!!!

There is something to offend everyone in these articles but if you have the right sense of humor then you must agree with all 4 of them!!! England ---> http://www.guyjest.com/rugby-league-tea ... s-edition/ New Zealand ---> http://www.guyjest.com/rugby-league-tea ... s-edition/ Samoa ---> http://www.guyjest.com/rugby-league-tea ... s-edition/ Australia ---> http://www.guyjest.com/rugby-league-fou ... a-edition/ I honestly am having trouble deciding the best one ... but I think if pushed I would have to go with ENGLAND!!!

Re: Why Your Team S#cks - 4 Nations Edition : Wed Oct 22, 2014 11:20 am  

Great find

best bits-

when the tournament is held in the Southern Hemisphere, England have only ever managed to come dead last.


It’s going to be different this year though, right? Wrong. England suck.

The England coach is none other than former Hull, Bradford, Wakefield and Huddersfield back row forward, Steve McNamara.
Those clubs again: Hull, Bradford, Wakefield, Huddersfield. Doesn’t fill you with inspiration does it? Now all those clubs have won some serious silverware over the years, but whilst Steve was playing there? You guessed it: zero.

But his record as a coach is much better, right? Wrong. Steve took the reins of his former club, the Bradford Bulls, in April 2006. At the time, Bradford were the current reigning Super League and World Club Champions, but with the McNamara Midas touch, the fortunes of Bradford plummeted faster than the popularity of Jimmy Saville.



Your Squad:

Most of your squad is related to each other in some way, and you’ll find more tattoos here than a backstreet Featherstone brothel.

The squad resembles a dysfunctional boy band on steroids.

If you play in Australia, you earn automatic selection. The only one who doesn’t is Luke Burgess, and that’s because he was the novelty 4th wheel on the Burgess brothers marketing vehicle at the Rabbitohs. His life expectancy at the Bunnies just dramatically reduced with Sam’s departure.

Re: Why Your Team S#cks - 4 Nations Edition : Wed Oct 22, 2014 6:31 pm  

Loving the kiwi pronunciation!

Re: Why Your Team S#cks - 4 Nations Edition : Thu Oct 23, 2014 2:06 pm  

Timmy the Koi wrote:

Loving the kiwi pronunciation!

Quite funny wasn't it ?

Re: Why Your Team S#cks - 4 Nations Edition : Thu Oct 23, 2014 8:54 pm  

Credit to his descriptions of the England squad. Hill and Farrell spot on.

Re: Why Your Team S#cks - 4 Nations Edition : Sat Oct 25, 2014 11:42 am  

Same website with game reviews from this morning: England game: http://www.guyjest.com/cold-pizza-verdi ... d-v-samoa/ Australia/NZ game: http://www.guyjest.com/cold-pizza-judge ... r-nations/

Same website with game reviews from this morning: England game: http://www.guyjest.com/cold-pizza-verdi ... d-v-samoa/ Australia/NZ game: http://www.guyjest.com/cold-pizza-judge ... r-nations/

Re: Why Your Team S#cks - 4 Nations Edition : Sat Oct 25, 2014 12:54 pm  

"Then a period of blood thirsty screams, grimacing and crotch grabbing from the Samoans. Little do they know, the Cas boys see this every Saturday night at 3am in the queue at Kebab Grill, except in mini skirts and high heels, which is far more frightening. Daryl Clark feels right at home."