Next year will be my 25th watching Leeds. I plan tp bring out a commemorative shirt with a multicoloured design on which the names of 2000 different varieties of cake will be woven into the fabric in 16 different and nauseating colours.
I will also be not doing a naked calendar for charity in a scheme whereby if my justgiving page doesn't reach a specified amount I will release a calendar featuring 12 photos of Southstander regulars in the buff, in a variety of scenarios, only some of which will involve glass coffee tables and milk churns.