It has got my back up reading that. If he at least acknowledged that it has been not very good the last few months and that we are at the 'beginning of the end' / 'the start of a new beginning' and to 'have patience while we go through it' I would be a lot more inclined to be a 'single cell organism' (from now on, 'SCO').
You know, 'our target is to get back closer to the top of the table, to be more consistent and to go as far as we can towards the cups and see what happens' rather than the generic 'win each of the cups' without explanation of how exactly.
'Put your trust in our model*'
* This sentence was cut short - it actually said 'model 4x4 electronic wheelchair, perfect for older rugby league players which we will be using over the next couple of years, rather than having a clear plan on replacing them'.
It is garbage bordering on Pardew-standards. And I have been going nuts having to listen for him for the last two years with deluded rubbish.