It's a joke. And a disgrace.
Anyway we move on, teams are being pretty slack so here are the (possibly) final Team names and make-up and Captains:
Team SJS – Sweaty Jockstrap Suckers jayb (Captain)
tigertot
thepimp007
vbfg
bobsmyuncle
Team MOLC - Matt Orford Loyalty CollectiveBullinenemyland (Captain)
broadybull
Steel City Bull
Terrace singer
pulsator2k7
Team EbolaPumpetypump (Captain)
roger daly
Bullseye
debaser
Oldham St Annes RLFC
It is up to the captains to galvanise their lazy teammates into activity, and up to idle teammmates to galvanise their lazy captain.