gutterfax wrote:
I'm surprised you can remember it

you know what they say mate " the spirit is willing..." - I talk a good game at least !
completely off topic but as you are a golfer GF....
A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls
and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after
many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."
The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about
what he had said.
After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she
asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"