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Christianity: because you're so awful you made God kill himself.
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I'll be watching JJB very closely this evening for signs of divinity.
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Christianity: because you're so awful you made God kill himself.
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Rock God X wrote: I'll be watching JJB very closely this evening for signs of divinity. His party trick is turning wine into pi ss
The older I get, the better I was
Advice is what we seek when we already know the answer - but wish we didn't
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full-frontal lobotomy
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kirkstaller wrote: "All DNA shows is that we have a common creator."
cod'ead wrote: "I have just snotted weissbier all over my keyboard & screen"
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"No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin." - Aneurin Bevan
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Rock God X wrote: I'll be watching JJB very closely this evening for signs of divinity. I don't know if you noticed, but he and his team were crucified by the Exiles.
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It's not just the schools, they've infiltrated The National Trust now. That's the last penny the Trust will see from me
The older I get, the better I was
Advice is what we seek when we already know the answer - but wish we didn't
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full-frontal lobotomy
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kirkstaller wrote: "All DNA shows is that we have a common creator."
cod'ead wrote: "I have just snotted weissbier all over my keyboard & screen"
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"No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin." - Aneurin Bevan
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cod'ead wrote: It's not just the schools, they've infiltrated The National Trust now. That's the last penny the Trust will see from me I hope they give as much credence to the story of Finn the Giant and his pavement to Scotland as they do the Creationist explanation, it has as much legitimacy although the Giant story doesn't have quite the same amount of comic value.
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Him wrote: ... But I did meet Jesus in another deep spiritual interaction, he said that Kirkstaller has it all wrong. Evolution is true, creationism is incorrect and it's just plain silly to take the bible literally and not apply its teachings to modern standards.
He said that the whole point of him going around doing good deeds was to try and inspire other people to also do good deeds, not blindly follow some bastardised interpretation of what he was trying to do or to take his teachings and tales as literal but as metaphors for how someone should live their life.
Basically he said that you only need to live by the bit that says "treat others as you would wish to be treated" and you'll do fine and fulfill his goal of trying to make things better.
Now I don't believe a word these so-called "scientists" say about evolution and the big bang and what have you, but I have faith in Jesus. So there. Conclusive proof, backed up with incontrovertible evidence. Me too. Well, almost. He told me the bible was nowt to do with him or his dad and was written by human beings. He said that him and his dad wished we'd all be nice to each other, it would make a nice change.
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cod'ead wrote: It's not just the schools, they've infiltrated The National Trust now. That's the last penny the Trust will see from me Indeed, likewise I'll not be giving them any of my cash in a hurry.
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I am paying Johnny Whiteley 0.000001p per decade to use his image, he's fine with it.
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cod'ead wrote: It's not just the schools, they've infiltrated The National Trust now. That's the last penny the Trust will see from me That's put me off taking my family to St Michaels Mount on our summer holiday. I've joined the Facebook group protesting against this.
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Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream
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