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are you one of them....

G1 wrote:

In my 15 (or is it 16, perhaps even 17) years of marriage one important number has remained constant.

4.

She gets all 4 inches now just like she did when we first met.

DHM wrote:

I daren't go near my wife with a tape measure. I bet you know her real age as well!

Lol, well the numbers I provided were estimates (in her favour)!!!!

batleyrhino wrote:

Definitely, her ar5e is getting bigger quicker than her chest.....

Of course in my 14 years of marriage (same as you spooky) I have remained an oil painting and my wife prefers my now grey hair and expanding waistline.....

You must have the same metabollism as me then. Must have been something in the water that year.

G1 wrote:

In my 15 (or is it 16, perhaps even 17) years of marriage one important number has remained constant.

4.

She gets all 4 inches now just like she did when we first met.

Breath in and the lucky lady might feel 4½"

Tony Soprano wrote:

Breath in and the lucky lady might feel 4½"

Thumb tips don't count.

But sneaking it in round the back end..............

Happy lunch time.

thebloodbath wrote:

Happy lunch time.

Yes thanks, I've just had a chipolata with a chocolate doughnut

[Wheels]

Lovely stuff.