LEE 8
STH 24
HKR 12
BRA 10
HUD 16
LEE 18
WAR 24
WIG 36
The Bible tells us that MALE homosexuality is “detestable” (God doesn't seem to have any problems with lesbians - go figure!)
Leviticus 18
22 Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable
But then it does seem that God also has a problem with squid, prawns, crabs, in fact all crustaceans and molluscs. Guess he’d never had decent paella.
Leviticus 11
9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you
So if you ever see a Christian eating a prawn vol-au-vent, according to their rule book you must point at them and in a loud voice say “you heathen, you are an abomination”.
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