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Wharfedale wrote:

Sir Terrorist, new avatar shows 'midlife 'crisis mentioned in the Sin Bin.

Said to go like the proverbial off a stick, could be a technical term!

Nice, looks a bit old bloke for me, although I have a self imposed motorcycle ban as I think my life span would dramatically decrease.

Rock God X wrote:

Can you settle an argument between me and the wife? She says it's wrong for me to have taught our five-year-old the phrases 'touching cloth' and 'turtle's head'. I say I'm enriching his vocabulary. Who is right?

It's surely your parental duty to teach him things like that.

You should also tell them lies that they won't discover until adulthood.

I recently taught my friends daughter that blue berries are actually called swan. She then went to school and told her teacher she'd had swan for pudding at the weekend.

When my friends now wife first came over from Thailand (no it isn't like that) she asked who this "Jesus" bloke we kept referring to was (in a blasphemous way you'll be glad to here) I told her he was just some bloke who owned the corner shop. She believed that for about six months I think.

When we were kids I told my brother he was adopted. We are the only 2 gingers in the whole family,(our parents, their brothers & sisters, & their children). I told him that the chances of having 1 ginger kid were slim but having 2 were none existent, I said that they adopted another ginger so it would seem more convincing. He believed me until he was about seven.

Little Robin Redhead wrote:

When we were kids I told my brother he was adopted. We are the only 2 gingers in the whole family,(our parents, their brothers & sisters, & their children). I told him that the chances of having 1 ginger kid were slim but having 2 were none existent, I said that they adopted another ginger so it would seem more convincing. He believed me until he was about seven.

As if anyone would adopt a ginner!

Sandra The Terrorist wrote:

Rock God X wrote:

Can you settle an argument between me and the wife? She says it's wrong for me to have taught our five-year-old the phrases 'touching cloth' and 'turtle's head'. I say I'm enriching his vocabulary. Who is right?

It's surely your parental duty to teach him things like that.

You should also tell them lies that they won't discover until adulthood.

I recently taught my friends daughter that blue berries are actually called swan. She then went to school and told her teacher she'd had swan for pudding at the weekend.

When my friends now wife first came over from Thailand (no it isn't like that) she asked who this "Jesus" bloke we kept referring to was (in a blasphemous way you'll be glad to here) I told her he was just some bloke who owned the corner shop. She believed that for about six months I think.

It would have been more convincing if you'd said he owned a shop selling home made sideboards.

Turns out the universe isn't expanding, and time's slowing down. We're looking at it all backwards. Do scientists actually know anything?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... ds-newsxml

Anyone been to Keukenhof Gardens?

Edith wrote:

Anyone been to Keukenhof Gardens?

think its about time for a picture change edith you started the trend now your getting left behind

I've had Haloumi almost every day for a week now, is that bad?

Little Robin Redhead wrote:

I've had Haloumi almost every day for a week now, is that bad?

Well, it's not very balanced is it, and is it vegetaripillock?

Just had a pot of Longley Farm cottage cheese, love that stuff, have since I was a kid, only just didn't wolf a whole pot. Might go back.