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William Eve wrote:
Sinfield is to be employed as a water-carrying ambassador of the club. This role will necessarily involve his permanent presence on the pitch armed with several water containers during the full 80 minutes of every Leeds game until further notice, and with the express purpose of facilitating the rehydration of the Leeds players when necessary. His ambassadorial role during Leeds games shall also be extended to liaising with the referee in order to enhance the decision-making process of officialdom in a manner not indistinguishable from his playing days.


He's been practicing acting as water mule in the mountain stages of the Giro d'Italia; 8 bottles down his back, sponsored by Gary Verity.
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It will be announced that the redevelopment costs for Headingley now outweigh the cost of building a new stadium.

We are to embark on a joint venture with Leeds United and Silver Blades, where a multipurpose, rugby pitch/ice rink will be developed in LUFC's car park.

An entirely new sport will be created - Ice Rugger. Fundamentally with the same rules as RL but on ice. The new team new will be called 'Leeds Slippy-Slides' and we're to have a Sloth as a mascot... called Cyril.
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