Re: New Conditioning Team : Wed Nov 11, 2015 10:28 pm  

Does this new influx of background conditioning staff have all the latest and relevant "ology" qualifications from the new super breed of polys or tier 2 universities that swallow up those with crap A level grades and then charge an absolute fortune for unemployable and superfluous qualifications?

Not wishing to appear cynical, but I expect this new team to deliver blue sky thought process in tandem with radical methodology with tons of psychobabble chucked in. If not we should get rid now. The new way is the only way. Modern techniques rule in the current SL era, unless I am still mired in a 2014 thought process maelstrom! ( not sure what it means, either.)

I am hoping to witness Pre match team warmups that copy a North Korean military show of strength with the new look Hull KR dancers prancing in front.

I understand Jordan Cox has been singled out to be the prototype for our proposed new super breed of player our new team will produce; an insightful yet deeply introspective persona, capable of cheetah speed running and thunderous tackling at full throttle and maximum intensity for 90 minutes as well as any golden point extra time. Outrageous sidesteps off both feet, intuitive Cuthbertsonesque offloading skills and capable of being an on field captain too. No longer underestimated or undervalued. Our marquee signing in 2017, guaranteed.

Disclaimer - I cannot accept outcome responsibility for any psychology student or coach who copies and pastes any of the above into their coursework. Sorry.

Re: New Conditioning Team : Thu Nov 12, 2015 8:31 am  

Pickering Red wrote:

Does this new influx of background conditioning staff have all the latest and relevant "ology" qualifications from the new super breed of polys or tier 2 universities that swallow up those with crap A level grades and then charge an absolute fortune for unemployable and superfluous qualifications?

Not wishing to appear cynical, but I expect this new team to deliver blue sky thought process in tandem with radical methodology with tons of psychobabble chucked in. If not we should get rid now. The new way is the only way. Modern techniques rule in the current SL era, unless I am still mired in a 2014 thought process maelstrom! ( not sure what it means, either.)

I am hoping to witness Pre match team warmups that copy a North Korean military show of strength with the new look Hull KR dancers prancing in front.

I understand Jordan Cox has been singled out to be the prototype for our proposed new super breed of player our new team will produce; an insightful yet deeply introspective persona, capable of cheetah speed running and thunderous tackling at full throttle and maximum intensity for 90 minutes as well as any golden point extra time. Outrageous sidesteps off both feet, intuitive Cuthbertsonesque offloading skills and capable of being an on field captain too. No longer underestimated or undervalued. Our marquee signing in 2017, guaranteed.

Disclaimer - I cannot accept outcome responsibility for any psychology student or coach who copies and pastes any of the above into their coursework. Sorry.

Blimey I thought the Goose had writerи that I had to check to make sure, then I saw the drunk at the end and i new it was not him

Re: New Conditioning Team : Thu Nov 12, 2015 10:44 am  

cravenpark1 wrote:

Blimey I thought the Goose had writerи that I had to check to make sure, then I saw the drunk at the end and i new it was not him

I believe he may be the current Gooses apprentice, to be known in the short term as the gosling red but, the with ultimate ambition of taking up the official Goose mantle at a later stage.
He will then assume the name of the Pickering Goose.

Re: New Conditioning Team : Thu Nov 12, 2015 5:14 pm  

Seventies red wrote:

I believe he may be the current Gooses apprentice, to be known in the short term as the gosling red but, the with ultimate ambition of taking up the official Goose mantle at a later stage.
He will then assume the name of the Pickering Goose.

That is quite funny. Unfortunately SR our Goose is a one off and cannot be replaced or imitated. Anyway, as I am older than the Avian twatknacker, I am trying to remember if I copped off with something unconventional during my uni days, which could conceivably (get it) make me Father Goose.

There were some dodgy substances about in them days and I would include Hull Brewery Mild, Darleys Best Bitter, Shipstones & Mansfield Bitter in that category. Also Watneys Red Barrel.