Re: Derby Tickets for £20 : Wed Mar 04, 2015 8:47 pm  

Mario The Terrorist?

Re: Derby Tickets for £20 : Wed Mar 04, 2015 10:06 pm  

Sandra The Terrorist wrote:

About one, they normally go for fifteen queens.

As we're all just talking a load of old knackers on here, could I perhaps enquire of the non existent , ahem, "Moderators", as to how one should go about changing one's name? I have recently gained Italian citizenship and would like to change my name accordingly.

And you told me " I am rough as arseholes " bet you sell ice cream from a van that goes bobbin along !

Re: Derby Tickets for £20 : Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:16 am  

cravenpark1 wrote:

Its the same were i live Sandra and a lot of other idiots do has well has the postman the other day i saw a guy with woolly hat big coat gloves shorts and FLIP FLOPS beat that

I have myself viewed one of these characters, in fact more than one. They more often than not sport a beard, ride a fixed wheel bicycle and refer to themselves as "Hipsters". A most strange amalgamation.

I have still not secured my change of name for passport reasons required for me to return to The Tundra, mainly due to my own ineptitude and the Grand Burghers of RLFans.com refusal to accept the Cyrillic alphabet.

The good people at Hull Kingston Rovers eventually facilitated my request for a new season pass, after a fern call with a very helpful woman who I believe is called Laura, I then lost it and for a small fee Laura then replaced it, most expediently. After my oft critical stance of the machinations of said club I wish to draw attention to the marvellous helpfulness of Laura who also facilitated my purloining one of the horrible team coverings emblazoned with my new moniker.

In answer to the Honourable Gentleman from Rochdale's enquiry, I am indeed in possession of a white suit, but oh no, I am no provider of gelato.

Re: Derby Tickets for £20 : Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:48 am  

^^^^^^ Class.

Early season form would suggest that whatever you are to be called, the position of Rambling Eccentric will not require re-advertising.

I don't recall ever seeing my Postman. He's possibly very good at camoflage or turns up after lunch, the lazy get.

Re: Derby Tickets for £20 : Thu Mar 05, 2015 9:52 am  

Sandra The Terrorist wrote:

I have myself viewed one of these characters, in fact more than one. They more often than not sport a beard, ride a fixed wheel bicycle and refer to themselves as "Hipsters". A most strange amalgamation.

I have still not secured my change of name for passport reasons required for me to return to The Tundra, mainly due to my own ineptitude and the Grand Burghers of RLFans.com refusal to accept the Cyrillic alphabet.

The good people at Hull Kingston Rovers eventually facilitated my request for a new season pass, after a fern call with a very helpful woman who I believe is called Laura, I then lost it and for a small fee Laura then replaced it, most expediently. After my oft critical stance of the machinations of said club I wish to draw attention to the marvellous helpfulness of Laura who also facilitated my purloining one of the horrible team coverings emblazoned with my new moniker.

In answer to the Honourable Gentleman from Rochdale's enquiry, I am indeed in possession of a white suit, but oh no, I am no provider of gelato.

Never set foot in the " Houses of Parliament " but saw the TV documentary recently , perhaps that qualifies. Presume you also have the rubber gloves to go with your wardrobe collection.
Also nowhere to sit down for away fans whilst having your pre match pint of Yorkshire's finest ale at the " Mend a pipe Amazon Rainforest " fine stadium, also no roof so flat cap required.
Have a good day.

Re: Derby Tickets for £20 : Thu Mar 05, 2015 6:25 pm  

Sandro II Terrorista wrote:

I have myself viewed one of these characters, in fact more than one. They more often than not sport a beard, ride a fixed wheel bicycle and refer to themselves as "Hipsters". A most strange amalgamation.

I have still not secured my change of name for passport reasons required for me to return to The Tundra, mainly due to my own ineptitude and the Grand Burghers of RLFans.com refusal to accept the Cyrillic alphabet.

The good people at Hull Kingston Rovers eventually facilitated my request for a new season pass, after a fern call with a very helpful woman who I believe is called Laura, I then lost it and for a small fee Laura then replaced it, most expediently. After my oft critical stance of the machinations of said club I wish to draw attention to the marvellous helpfulness of Laura who also facilitated my purloining one of the horrible team coverings emblazoned with my new moniker.

In answer to the Honourable Gentleman from Rochdale's enquiry, I am indeed in possession of a white suit, but oh no, I am no provider of gelato.

Right that's clear then, Sandra. Unless your goose persona is no more, suggest you change your name to Sandra Brent, Sandra Barnacle or Sandra Canada if you want smooth passage back to your colonies in the Tundra. However, don't mention you're a wannabe compatriot of Silvio Berlusconi or else you'll get shipped off to the nearest Goose brothel for Silvio service.

Re: Derby Tickets for £20 : Wed Mar 18, 2015 3:43 pm  

Derby tickets are available on Groupon for £5 kids, £10 concession and £15 adults, not sure what stand its for but reckon it'll west. I'd post a link but I'm both lazy and rubbish.

Re: Derby Tickets for £20 : Wed Mar 18, 2015 4:10 pm  

barham red wrote:

Derby tickets are available on Groupon for £5 kids, £10 concession and £15 adults, not sure what stand its for but reckon it'll west.

They are for West Upper.

barham red wrote:

I'm both lazy and rubbish.

Take your boots down to the KC, you might get a game.

Re: Derby Tickets for £20 : Wed Mar 18, 2015 6:58 pm  

SirStan wrote:

They are for West Upper.

Take your boots down to the KC, you might get a game.

I might have exaggerated my laziness and rubbishidity, I'm not at that level yet...