Richard Agar : Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:38 pm  

was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” to which the old lady replied, “no way you got yourself into this mess, don’t ask me to sort it out!”

Re: Richard Agar : Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:57 pm  

CHURCHILL wrote:

was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” to which the old lady replied, “no way you got yourself into this mess, don’t ask me to sort it out!”

Not bad but GOD you are obsessed with Hull.

Re: Richard Agar : Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:00 pm  

A unknown superstar wrote:

Not bad but GOD you are obsessed with Hull.

Bit of an odd observation when you've posted that on the Rovers forum.

: Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:13 pm  

Hey Churchill!! Can you lend me an irony meter? unknown superstar has just melted mine.

Re: Richard Agar : Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:30 pm  

CHURCHILL wrote:

was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” to which the old lady replied, “no way you got yourself into this mess, don’t ask me to sort it out!”

Look mate,I am all for a bit of p!ss taking,but surely you could dig up a joke that wasn`t doing the rounds when I were a lad.

: Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:33 pm  

Did they have jokes back then?

: Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:37 pm  

Bobbin' Along wrote:

Did they have jokes back then?

Sure did,one of my favourites being,"Christine Keeler has escaped,someone poked her between the bars."

Re: Richard Agar : Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:45 pm  

barton baird wrote:

Look mate,I am all for a bit of p!ss taking,but surely you could dig up a joke that wasn`t doing the rounds when I were a lad.

Ahh but Agar reinvented it, you first heard it about Reverend Scott.

Re: Richard Agar : Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:45 pm  

barton baird wrote:

Look mate,I am all for a bit of p!ss taking,but surely you could dig up a joke that wasn`t doing the rounds when I were a lad.

They had supermarkets when you were a lad ?:wink:

Re: Richard Agar : Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:47 pm  

Big Spender wrote:

They had supermarkets when you were a lad ?:wink:

Cheeky bugger, they were small then,and called corner shops.