Clarkson, Kelly, Mantellato and Green drop out with injury.

Oakes, Moran, Wardill and Cator step up from the CoH Academy.

Using a formula adapted from the methodology of Radford et al., 2015, I have calculated that the average age of this squad is 15 years, 4 months.

I fear the worst for this

What's up with Kelly now?

He's staying at home to eat his easter eggs.

It's getting beyond a joke.

I'd have dropped Tilse if we didn't have injuries

47 metres yesterday from our senior prop is absolutely pathetic.

Kelly should be binned off at the end of the season like roopy said wherever he goes he has one good season then falls away

Webster has told the squad to take some lubricant with them.

We'll lend you some for your Wire trip.

You appear to be over familiar with said product, which kind of confirms rumours

We are at home, lay off the chemicals grumpy.

Are you suggesting something?