When Nigel Met Meghan : Sat Dec 02, 2017 2:24 pm
Old Nige from the RFL should be stocking up on aldi cava and cocktail sausages and planning a swanky homecoming with Prince Carrot Top and his better half as guests of honour. Media frenzy.Just think, Sam Burgess could give the lovely Meghan something warm and long lasting (a cotton 1978 bradford northern top) and James Graham and Prince Hazza could exchange Ed Sheeran and Mick Hucknall calendars.
As long as we keep Bateman away from the free bar and patio doors it can't be anything other than a PR triumph.