Less than 2 secs - anywhere but the UK under tory rule
UK = Soulless estates that all look the same, and the people that live on them never speak to each other due to the hideous wooden fencing and massively ridiculous ego's so they think voting tory makes them better people.
Boozers mainly dying on their feet but if not full of idiots who believe that lager is proper beer and want to kick off at the first opportunity.
Extremely Crap overpriced food
Police state attitude tolerant but beyond the comprehension of most 1/2 wits who populate the UK
Lights out by 20:30 for all that believe Coronation Street and Eastenders is real and the monarchy is wonderful
Boring place
Worst Beaches full of chav's and their ill behaved sprogs in the world though
People so thick that they believe Nigel and his UKIP morons will solve the UKs challenges overnight.
Thought I might add a few "truths" to the comment