Re: HEARD A LITTLE RUMOUR......... : Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:19 pm  

Just a thought. It might mean that City are relocating to Odsal

[Bulliac]

Re: HEARD A LITTLE RUMOUR......... : Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:37 pm  

Mrs. Slocombe wrote:

Just a thought. It might mean that City are relocating to Odsal

That's always a possibility, though haven't City just spent quite a lot of money on some new offices at VP?

Re: HEARD A LITTLE RUMOUR......... : Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:41 pm  

Ferocious Aardvark wrote:

Might do though. The government has almost finalised a deal with Cumbria to give them a £quadragazillion to build a megadump underground for storing nuclear waste. By analogy to what cam out of the Yorkshire pits in the game's heyday, Cumbria could do the same, only with the added benefit of mutants.

We've already got Mutants down here, AKA the Coal Munchers from the towns around that Big Racecourse on 62.

Re: HEARD A LITTLE RUMOUR......... : Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:48 pm  

I understand that the sponsors we are in talks with are Isle of Man-based Excalibur Almaz. They are seemingly able to sell tickets to fly yourself to the Moon on board an ancient Soviet craft which was never designed for space travel but low Earth orbit, for £100 million a pop. If he can sell them, he would surely piiss all over selling 10,000 season tickets at a piffling £150? Also we are on our last legs, but the Isle of Man has three, so it all makes sense. Finally, I understand that if we paid our players whilst they were in orbit around the Moon, these payments would be subject only to the tax regime of that celestial body (currently nil), and not Earth, and I'm sure our new sponsors would sneak one a week aboard for us as part of the deal.

I understand that the sponsors we are in talks with are Isle of Man-based Excalibur Almaz. They are seemingly able to sell tickets to fly yourself to the Moon on board an ancient Soviet craft which was never designed for space travel but low Earth orbit, for £100 million a pop. If he can sell them, he would surely piiss all over selling 10,000 season tickets at a piffling £150? Also we are on our last legs, but the Isle of Man has three, so it all makes sense. Finally, I understand that if we paid our players whilst they were in orbit around the Moon, these payments would be subject only to the tax regime of that celestial body (currently nil), and not Earth, and I'm sure our new sponsors would sneak one a week aboard for us as part of the deal.

Re: HEARD A LITTLE RUMOUR......... : Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:28 pm  

Bulls4Champs wrote:

We've already got Mutants down here, AKA the Coal Muchers from the towns around that Big Racecourse on 62.

what a complete tool

Re: HEARD A LITTLE RUMOUR......... : Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:52 pm  

Hmm, why arn't you thinking of a more pleasing reason why we MIGHT move to Valley Parade??

The RFL has the lease on Odsal.
Councils are crying out for landfill sites.
Bulls move to VP.
RFL sell Odsal (the largest landsite in yorkshire well it's big anyway) and get lots of money for it as this is what council needs.
We would be in a Grade A/B stadium. Premiership standard anyway.
RFL are unlikely to revoke license as we are in a top stadium, good youth development, will have no debts after the currents ones are wiped out, we will be a self sustainable club without a sugar daddy AND we will have just basically brokered a deal which could earn the RFL over £1.5 million.

Re: HEARD A LITTLE RUMOUR......... : Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:09 pm  

fuifui moimoi to sign

Re: HEARD A LITTLE RUMOUR......... : Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:11 pm  

Bulls Boy 2011 wrote:

Hmm, why arn't you thinking of a more pleasing reason why we MIGHT move to Valley Parade??

The RFL has the lease on Odsal.
Councils are crying out for landfill sites.
Bulls move to VP.
RFL sell Odsal (the largest landsite in yorkshire well it's big anyway) and get lots of money for it as this is what council needs.
We would be in a Grade A/B stadium. Premiership standard anyway.
RFL are unlikely to revoke license as we are in a top stadium, good youth development, will have no debts after the currents ones are wiped out, we will be a self sustainable club without a sugar daddy AND we will have just basically brokered a deal which could earn the RFL over £1.5 million.

In no way can Odsal be described as a top stadium.

Re: HEARD A LITTLE RUMOUR......... : Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:15 pm  

I meant if we move to Valley Parade -_-

Read the lines in order

Re: HEARD A LITTLE RUMOUR......... : Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:59 pm  

Northernrelic wrote:

I think in the current economic climate providing you handed over some cash to the council they would let you use the ground for nuclear testing. Though to be fair such activity has not exactly helped the game in Cumbria!

exactly my thoughts, but not as well expressed