[Bullseye]

Re: The RAB Factor 2 : Fri Oct 03, 2014 12:51 pm  

Well you're right but I am having trouble registering for this bloody site.

I got 46000 on a practice go before I tried registering.

Re: The RAB Factor 2 : Fri Oct 03, 2014 2:45 pm  

Me too. And I had a hilarious username.

Re: The RAB Factor 2 : Fri Oct 03, 2014 2:54 pm  

Pumpetypump wrote:

I'm an excellent driver. Qantas never crash.

And in any case geeing up the incomparable Debaser won't suddenly make him not have an ipad. Bullseye is just being feckless.

Can you talk to the ref on my behalf captain? I have tried telling him that I can't play on an iPad and he ignores me.

Can you put in an appeal for full points or something? Or we put in a claim of PCism?

Re: The RAB Factor 2 : Fri Oct 03, 2014 2:55 pm  

Is imcomparable a compliment by the way? Does it mean legendary?

[Bullseye]

Re: The RAB Factor 2 : Fri Oct 03, 2014 3:43 pm  

If you like.

Re: The RAB Factor 2 : Fri Oct 03, 2014 4:57 pm  

FFS it's like herding cats this. I will make Football Kick Flick - Free Rugby Football Field Goal Kicks eligible to enter but you'll have to post screenshots or screen photos. If any are posted then I'll decide the points comparison method. Something will be better than nothing though!

FFS it's like herding cats this. I will make Football Kick Flick - Free Rugby Football Field Goal Kicks eligible to enter but you'll have to post screenshots or screen photos. If any are posted then I'll decide the points comparison method. Something will be better than nothing though!

[Pumpetypump]

Re: The RAB Factor 2 : Fri Oct 03, 2014 7:10 pm  

It's worth herding cats if you can because they make lovely cheese. I milk them using modified caps from tyre valves.

Re: The RAB Factor 2 : Sat Oct 04, 2014 7:55 am  

2721 scored but I still can't log in.

Re: The RAB Factor 2 : Mon Oct 06, 2014 4:40 pm  

Because the sky is falling in, or at least clouds are falling out of it, I will have to withdraw.

The spectators have always been supportive and made me feel at home, and it's because of the support of my team that I am able to quit as thoroughly and successfully as this.

Re: The RAB Factor 2 : Mon Oct 06, 2014 7:27 pm  

RAB FACTOR 11 - The Final Eliminator results
Final scores on the kicking game:


Scores awarded:
Terrace singer: 10
Pulsator2k7 - 9
pumpetypump - 8
Steel City Bull - 6
debaser - whinging bonus points 4
Bullseye - for the breathtaking lie of claiming he scored 46000 - 2
tigertot - 0.5 for his pathetic attempts to claim he played
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SCORES FOR ROUND
Team MOLC ........... 35 (including 10 pts. Round bonus)
Team EBOLA .......... 14
Team SJS ................. 0.5

STANDINGS AFTER FINAL ELIMINATOR ROUND
Team MOLC ........... 42
Team EBOLA .......... 30.4
Team SJS ................. 21.5
Under the rules the scores are again halved after this round so the table now looks like this:
Team MOLC ........... 21
Team EBOLA .......... 15.2
Team SJS ................. 10.78
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ELIMINATIONS
Team SJS - bobsmyuncle would have been eliminated but for reasons founded in Greek verse, vbfg has fallen on his sword. Remaining members:
tigertot
thepimp007
bobsmyuncle

Team MOLC - Bullinenemyland is eliminated. Remaining members:
Steel City Bull
Terrace singer
pulsator2k7

Team EBOLA - roger daly is eliminated. Remaining members:
Pumpetypump
Bullseye
debaser

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RAB X FACTOR 2012 - THE FINAL

There is less than 11 points between the teams, and as each player can score up to 12 points in the Final, plus a bonus 12 if all 3 submit entries, it is all to play for.

The Final assignment:-

Write a story, essay, poem or script which meets all of the following requirements:

- Its characters cannot have superpowers.
- It must include the phrase “the figtrees in the Alameda gardens”

- It must contain two of the following:
"Bradford Bulls"
"Odsal Stadium"
"Nigel Wood's underpants"
"Cheryl Fernandez-Versini"

- It must include at least five of the following elements:
a paper aeroplane,
dogging,
a transformation,
an invisible hand,
two doors,
chicken madras,
Robbie Paul,
satanic rites,
a ventriloquist or ventriloquism,
the periodic table,
existentialism
a Narwhal
HB pencils

Entries will close at 19:00 on Sunday 12th October 2014