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Re: O/T One Liners, Oh they crack me up!!! : Mon Feb 01, 2010 1:44 pm

Bang wrote:

Never seen it, sounds old timey and gay.

Don't diss "Crackerjack" Bang lad it was the bees knees during it's time and Stewpot Francis was the man plus he had some fit birds helping him out! :wink:

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Re: O/T One Liners, Oh they crack me up!!! : Mon Feb 01, 2010 1:45 pm

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Don't diss "Crackerjack" Bang lad it was the bees knees during it's time and Stewpot Francis was the man plus he had some fit birds helping him out! :wink:

I'll have to YouTube it, think I saw it on the sidebar thing when watching some of his Mock the Week stuff earlier.

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Re: O/T One Liners, Oh they crack me up!!! : Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:00 pm

Pen behind the ear, pen behind the ear, pen behind the ear.

Pen behind the ear, pen behind the ear, pen behind the ear.

Pen behind the ear, pen behind the ear, pen behind the ear.

Pen behind the ear, pen behind the ear, pen behind the ear.

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Re: O/T One Liners, Oh they crack me up!!! : Mon Feb 01, 2010 4:06 pm

gulfcoast_highwayman wrote:

I'm probably being dumb... but... I don't get it

EDIT: Now I do

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Re: O/T One Liners, Oh they crack me up!!! : Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:12 pm

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Any chance of an acknowledgement/link to Tim Vines web site seeing as you've just knicked about two minutes of his material ?

Does Tim Vine's site have any acknowlegement to Tommy Cooper? It should!

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Re: O/T One Liners, Oh they crack me up!!! : Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:16 pm

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Does Tim Vine's site have any acknowlegement to Tommy Cooper? It should!

You're right, the dentist gag is one of Tommy Coopers best.

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Re: O/T One Liners, Oh they crack me up!!! : Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:18 pm

rhinoms wrote:

Don't diss "Crackerjack" Bang lad it was the bees knees during it's time and Stewpot Francis was the man plus he had some fit birds helping him out! :wink:

Pfft! Stewpot & Francis

You should have seen Eamon Andrews entertain hordes of Cub Scouts

Maybe I should rephrase that.

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Re: O/T One Liners, Oh they crack me up!!! : Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:22 pm

Tim Vine's like children's medicine, all right in small doses.

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Re: O/T One Liners, Oh they crack me up!!! : Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:29 pm

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Tim Vine's like children's medicine, all right in small doses.

Are you kidding!!
I could drink Calpol by the pint!

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Re: O/T One Liners, Oh they crack me up!!! : Tue Feb 02, 2010 7:56 am

McLaren_Field wrote:

Any chance of an acknowledgement/link to Tim Vines web site seeing as you've just knicked about two minutes of his material ?

For your information McFluffy i was emailed them, so i wont be doing such a thing as i dont know the website where they came from!! :MOON:

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